![]() ![]() Jackson plays a wise cracking gunslinger. There’s a point where he fights a gorilla and wins and somehow that encourages the apes to help him on his quest.Ĭhristoph Waltz plays the villainous Rom, a man who decided to go to Africa dressed like The Man from Del Monte, while Samuel L. ![]() He just walks, swings, runs and jumps from tree to tree looking as bored as I was for no real reason. He doesn’t seem to care about his wife Jane considering that his only motivation to stop Rom is to rescue her. He switches regularly between bored expression to angry expression to mildly happy expression over and over for the entire film. It’s not just dreadful in comparison to the Disney classic from 1999, but also in comparison to the utterly disposable but relatively fun animated Tarzan from 2013.Īlexander Skarsgard was great as Eric Northman in HBO’s True Blood, so I can only assume that since then a large boulder landed on his head and he forgot how to act. I once again find myself confronted with a film that decided to have a good go at making every aspect of it absolutely dreadful. Jane is captured by Rom and Clayton must become Tarzan once more to save her and stop Rom’s dastardly plans. ![]() Clayton returns and reconnects with many of his old friends both human and animal who recognise him as Tarzan. John Clayton of Greystoke is called back to The Congo under false pretences by Colonel Rom who intends to kill him so an African warlord will allow him to mine the Congo for diamonds.
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